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Interview with Wheee the fibble.
Ok, since you probably don't know who I am, or even care
for that matter, I thought that I should do an interview
doc thing to let you all know all about me ("Great!" you're all
saying).
Ok, here come the questions (and pretty damn searching they are
too).
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Name: Wheee the fibble.
Real name: Billy Allan.
Group: The Phenominal Shorts Company.
Status in group: Everything really...
Age: 18.
Sex: Male (hey, no smart jokes like "YES!" or "I'm not sure!",
I'll bet you're all really disappointed...)
Looks: Different?
Height; About 6ft.
Normal State: Depressed, wobbly, disturbed...
Normal Clothes: Jeans and very large shirts (untucked so they hang
down to my knees), and usually white Adidas trainers.
Hobbies: Trying physcological experiments on people to see how
they bear up, going to college (just a hobby), reading,
film watching (when I have enough money for the cinima,
which, being an impovorished student isn't very often),
TV spotting, wafting around the streets, programming I
suppose, complaining about the number of BIG scrollers
in demos, complaining about the use of the word "MEGAMIGHTY",
complaining about people spelling my name incorrectly,
listening to Rhapsody in Blue at a disgustingly loud
volume on sunny afternoons while trying to work out why
STOS has crashed yet again, talking to people on the phone
for ages, breathing, meeting odd people, meeting people
who arn't very odd and transforming their mental make-up
so that they become odd, drinking coke, telling everyone
that Colin stays in the country (which he does), making up
hobbies on the spur of the moment, seeing how many people
I can get to believe things which I tell them (lots mostly),
sighing, hating COBOL, hating people who like COBOL, doing
things with Turbo Pascal which it was never intended for,
giving away source codes, putting 3 dots at the end of
lines and various other little intrests...
Common Saying(s); "Very Poor", "Blimey", "Fucking STOS", "Fucking
Francois", "Why doesn't that work?", "Oh dear"
and a miriad of other things...
Hated phrases: "THE MEGAMIGHTY...", "At only 99.95", "Works on
and machine with 1 meg ram or more", "Works on TOS
1.4 onwards", "Please Insert Disk 5 In Drive A"...
Favourite Drink: Coke, Cider (in half pints - I prefer 2 half
pints of cider to 1 full pint...), some wines,
coke+bicardi or coke+vodka, snowballs.
Hated Drinks: Pepsi (coke drinkers urine), Lager, Pepsi, Panda
Cola (or any other of these cheap crap brands),
Diluting orange juice...
>MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR:
This interview stops here for this issue, if you want to find out
more about that revolutionary scottish philosopher/wheelbarrow
salesman than you'll have to get HP SOURCE 2 and read the second
part of our EXCLUSIVE interview with WHEEE THE FIBBLE (And who can
think of better incentive to buy issue 2 than that?)